Today is Friday here - the end of a long, long week. Today, Laura says "I plan a wonderful date for us." Shuh dooz.
"It'll be a secret date. I am putting a lot of thought into it" Shuh dooz. Shuh gooz to Sprouts and gets secret ingredients for our secret date. Shuh dooz.
Six o' clock rolls around, and shuh asps muh, "Mataitai, yuh ready for our secret date?" I says "Yoss!"
Wuh start drivin', and wuh gooz to Utah Lake for a wonderful picnic. Whadda surprise! Laura brought Camambert (muh favorite cheese), Salame (I told her I was a salame fiend when I was a tidgin toddler) baguette, grapes, and chocolate. Wuh make ourselves comf by the lake and snack and watch the sun goo doon. Bangalore Jack! The bogadaidai! Laura plans ngyewd dates! Shuh dooz! I love her. I dooz.
